Don't get us wrong, we have nothing against religion... but we do love to give it to deluded celebs that are unlikely to visit our site!
(Unfortunately, we can't show you the full images because the church may condemn us)
Introducing the "Jizzy Folau"! He is guaranteed to switch codes and ruck your team in the arse!
We were going to price this at $2M per season, (but only the church has that kind of money) so we've brought the price down significantly, just for you!
This double-headed dil' is cast from medical-grade silicone which makes it pleasant to touch and easy to clean. It features a suction cup at the base which gives it stability during those intense training sessions. 100% waterproof, it is great in both wet or dry conditions and perfect for the shower wall in the sheds, or at home in the bathtub.
The twin heads are 21cm and 18cm in total length respectively, giving you around 16cm and 12cm insertion length to go up to. Flexible, they are bendy enough to backflip on any current contracts or obligations.
Originally designed for women but also suitable for men looking for back to back wins (contrary to its beliefs). This Double D not only feels amazing but also makes a great trophy, gift for the team, or general all-around companion in the courthouse.
Get it now before the price goes back up to $2M!
Material: Medical-grade silicone composite
Model Number: 19020
Features: Double-heads and suction-cup base